Monday Monkey

Yeah it's that day of the week again. The day we all dread. The day some people come in, have stories of what happened that weekend. That day where the boss comes around to try to listen in on the conversation, but everyone just drops the conversation until later. The day some people are just too excited to be back at work. The day some people want to beat those that are too excited.

It gets better though. Someone starts the flinging of fecal matter at some point in the day. That's when Monday Monkey comes around. Monday Monkey is the person who starts with throwing some crap in your general direction or directly at you. That usually does it for the day, you are screwed with a bad mood from then on.

Let's not forget our favorite point in the day, the pinnacle when time actually stops. We all know it. It's when the morning flies by and while you try to catch up, you realize that time actually didn't move! But it gets worse, it takes time to get back up to speed, and you are just watching the minutes creep by.

Monday. Learn to love to hate it.